Yeah, true. Plus, it would probably glow right through your trousers. I would be concerned.
Well, I mean, if it was on my head I wouldn’t need to wear trousers. So that problem’d be solved. Too complicated. Hm.
I don’t know. She wants everything to shine like a diamond. Maybe. Who knows. That would be odd though. Having your peen on your forehead.
Well that’s just weird, then. Don’t think you’d be able to see, if it was just hanging there… That’d be very odd. Disturbingly odd, really.
Maybe it was shining bright like the diamond it is. Like Rihanna said.
… Why is Rihanna looking at it? My unicorn horn was pretty bright. Maybe it came from below.
Why did they call you Sparkle?
I dunno. ‘Cause I’ve got a diamond dick?
So I turned into a unicorn. Seemed fitting. They screamed.
True, true. But it’s always helpful to be reminded.
You can remind me whenever and however you’d like, babe.
Only I’m allowed to ride your discostick.
Don’t worry, I know that. The same goes for you, I think we remind each other of that often enough.
I would have straight up told her that I loved cock, let’s be honest.
I did have to tell her that. She was a persistent little… thing.